What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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