- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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