What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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