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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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