- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

knock knock? come in

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

my penis

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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