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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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