Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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