What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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