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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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