- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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