- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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