- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

No antijoke here.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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