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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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