- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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