Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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