- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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