What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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