- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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