- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Tunechi

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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