what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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