whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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