a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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