- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

roses are black violets are black i am blind

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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