a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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