Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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