What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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