Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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