- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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