- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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