- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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