- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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