- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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