why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Anti Joke

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