- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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