- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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