josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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