What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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why dont they make black forks

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A gay man watches football.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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