Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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