- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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