Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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