- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

the economy.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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