How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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jews

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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