how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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