What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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