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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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