Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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