- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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