A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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cory is gay

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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