- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

womens rights.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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