Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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