- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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