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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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