- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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