- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's blue? The sky.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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