- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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