Dwarf Shortage

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

race-car = rac-ecar

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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