Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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* anti-punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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