Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

9/11 my birthday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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