- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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