- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

womens rights.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's white and gluey Glue

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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