whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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