- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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