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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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