Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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