- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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