- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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