- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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