- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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