- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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