Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

my penis

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

u know whats a crime? rape

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