Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

my penis

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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