Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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