Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

womens rights

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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