What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Rylan Clark

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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