- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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