- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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