If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Guess what What

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Anti Joke

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