Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Cripples are lame.

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