What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Anti Joke

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