- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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