- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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