What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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