What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Ross.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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