a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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