- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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