Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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