Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Good job, son.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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One, two, three, four and five

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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