- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

9/11 my birthday

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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