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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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