What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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