Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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