- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock, COME IN!

i dont fisish anythi

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

knock knock? come in

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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