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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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