What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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bangers and mash?

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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