How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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