Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

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