Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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