- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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