What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Anti Joke

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