*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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