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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Peas

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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