- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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