- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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