- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

I'm homeless.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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