- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock come in

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

the economy.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Obama lin Baden.

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