- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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