- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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