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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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