What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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