- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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