Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Gordon Brown smiles.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do I hate? people

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