Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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