rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

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