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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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