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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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