- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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