What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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