- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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