How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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you see theres this guy.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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