- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red Im adopted

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]