What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Anti Joke

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