Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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