- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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