- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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