- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Cripples are lame.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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