Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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