- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

The chickens have become self-aware!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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