- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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