- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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