- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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