whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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