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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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