- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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