what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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