- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Chris is hairy

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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