- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

why did the blue berry cross the road

Chris is hairy

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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