Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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